Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That

Jen took her car in for its 18 month check up yesterday. 

Aren’t these things suppose to be done once a year? Isn’t a year 12 months? No? Sorry, my mistake – carry on. 

Anyway, the car’s all fine and dandy. Passed with flying colors and shit. Jen had the check up and servicing done at the dealership – a Subaru dealership. I, naturally had to ask “so, you’re a lesbian now? When did this happen? How did I fail to notice? Does Oni know yet?”

Our infinitely patient Jen replied, ”no Donna, I have a Subaru Crosstrek (NOT to be confused with the Subaru Star Trek which, to date, does not exist), NOT a Forester. So, not gay.” 

Right. RIGHT! It’s the Forester. *ahem* USED to be the Outback. I get all those Subarus confused. I’m terribly out of date. Mi scusi and shit.

In any case. Jen had a cozy time at the Subaru dealership. She said all the other customers were like her – little to no makeup, no dye jobs, clad in comfortable, casual attire. She said it looked like a book club or political action meeting for middle-aged, laid back, New England women.

Now, back when I still drove, I had a SmartCar and had it serviced at the Mercedes-Benz dealership. That’s who made Smart cars. The Mercedes/Smart shared dealership didn’t have the comfy, homey, Vermont-ish vibe Jen found at Subaru. Nope. It was dudes and dudettes in slick business suits on work calls or reading the Wall Street Journal or some other uptight, boring-ass, money-industry rag. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I kind of stood out in my tie dye T, metallic silver Vans, and yoga pants, reading my comic books but whatevs, eh?

Here’s what I think would be ideal for a dealership waiting room for when my car (if I was still a driver) goes in for its annual appointment. These things take…what? An hour or so? There should be seasonal snacks. It’s winter and I’m in Boston. I’m thinking clam chowder with a thick slab of warm dark rye bread. There should be hot chocolate (with real whipped cream), a fancy schmancy coffee, and/or a nice Lapsang Souchong. That would do me up just right. There should be deep, dark, lushly upholstered club chairs and chaises with packed bookshelves lining the walls. They should contain epic amounts of brill short story collections since none of us will be there long enough to read more than that. Any windows – I’m imagining floor to ceiling, with views of the Charles or Boston Harbor – will be shaded by deep emerald velvet drapes. Sounds ideal, right?

Question – is there a gay men’s equivalent to the stereotype of lesbians owning Subarus? Not really. Light googling shows that gay men are  supposedly also in the Forester camp but favor the boring ass Audi RS Q8 and Kia EV6 as well. Zzzzzzzzz. I’ve seen the Jeep Wrangler Rubicon  mentioned but, OOOF, how boxy and utterly inelegant.

Look, I totally understand the wish for a sturdy, practical, utilitarian vehicle. Honest I do but can we PLEASE have just a wee bit of style? I’d LOVE to have a Karmann Ghia BUT we need the trunk room for my rollator and wheelchair. Compromise was in order. What’d we get? An electric two door MINI Cooper. Adorable, no?

Is there no possible way to make an SUV, a jeep, a vehicle appropriate for the wilds of exurbia such that it has at least some small shred of duende? Can designers at least not make them look like untalented children’s drawings of boxes with wheels?

By the by, in the 1990s and 00s, Subaru actively marketed to LGBTQ people. Savvy. Very.

War, War, War

From the war on Minnesota, not the one on Venezuala

Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses, because somewhere down the road of history, some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.
~ Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945

The bullshit propaganda was, we were taking out the supposed drug trafficking, "narco-terrorist" dictator of Venezuela. Also, Prez Pedo claimed this was about immigration, saying that Maduro was “intentionally emptying his prisons into the United States of America.” (I just rolled my eyes so hard I broke the sky)

Everyone with half a brain knows this whole business, all those dead fishermen, had fuck-all to do with imagined drugs and manufactured nightmares about Venezuelan convicts coming ashore to rob, molest, and debauch poor Jenny Sue, Brad, and all ‘em.

Prez Pedo had a hard-on for Venezuela’s oil. He’d been envisioning mega $$$$$$$$$$ landing in his personal grimy pockets. Too bad the old incompetent, grifting mobster didn’t check in with the big oil companies before he and Kegbreath sent in the military.

“We’ve had our assets seized there twice, and so you can imagine to re-enter a third time would require some pretty significant changes from what we’ve historically seen here,” Woods (Exxon CEO Darren Woods) told Trump at the White House. “If we look at the legal and commercial constructs and frameworks in place today in Venezuela today, it’s uninvestable.”  
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“The big oil companies who move slowly, who have corporate boards, are not interested,” Bessent said Thursday at the Economic Club of Minnesota. (source) 

Pedo seems to have become bored with Venezuela now that it’s not an easy, simple, reality show win. He has, however, declared himself the acting president of the country. He's continuing his war on Minnesota though and there are his heightened, ridiculous, disingenuous claims that the U.S. needs to annex Greenland for “national security.” HAH! 

Yeah, you grotesque, lying-ass, orange obscenity, just like Venezuela was about drugs and crime-ing immigrants. Shut the fuck up, man! 

Prez Pedo is, amongst other things, after the rare minerals and oil beneath Greenland's ice. They’d be worth a lot of money if you could only get at them. That's the issue Dimbulb Donnie isn't looking at. He’s seeing dollar signs and can’t be bothered with pesky details like, fer instance, reality. 

Extraction would be expensive and dangerous. In short:

• There are no roads connecting settlements and those settlements are sparse.

• This is the motherfucking ARCTIC – it’s more than just a little bit cold. Year-round operations would be challenging and molto pricy.

• Rare earth elements need to be processed and the U.S. relies on China to do that. Pedo has made sure we have a crap relationship with China. 

With Prez Griftosaurus it’s always about lining his pockets with gold. That and rape. His two favorite things.

Mike Luckovich

Monday

It’s Monday, I have to get dressed, get my ass in gear, and get over to Mass General Hospital for an appointment with the neurologist who deals with my essential tremors. WAAAAAA! 

Essental tremors is the fun shit where my head and hands shudder and quake like I’m sitting on an agitata San Andreas Fault. Good news is that the increase in my Stop-The-Shaking meds has reduced my vibrations a bit. Questionable news – looks like I don’t get to try out the Mar-A-Lago or android solutions. While those sounded scary, dunno, could’ve been fun too. 

The worst part about today’s appointment? Traffic and parking. Also, it’s January in Boston – the wind is KILLER. I’m going to need to wear ALL my clothes today.

I saw this on Threads yesterday and just rolled my eyes. Yes, all these things are legally true BUT reality is, ICE is doing whatever the fuck they want. They’re an armed gang of violent thugs who’ve been given free rein to terrorize citizens for any fucking reason they want.

Rules and laws totally exist but it’s obvious ICEholes aren’t held to them and are probably never made aware of the rules to begin with.

Kavanaugh stop 
a law enforcement practice in the United States in which federal agents can stop and detain a person based on their perceived ethnicity, spoken language, and occupation. Kavanaugh stops originated in a September 2025 Supreme Court concurrence by Justice Brett Kavanaugh in Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo. 

The term "Kavanaugh stop" came into being in October. Drexel Law Prof Anil Kalhan used it regarding a case where a Latino man had been snatched and held prisoner overnight by ICE without those evil rat-fuckers ever checking his immigration status. He was released only after ICE realized they’d made an oopsie.

As of October of this past year, 260 days into Prez Pedo’s second reign of terror at least 170 US citizens have been Kavanaugh stopped. On top of that, 32 people (minimum) have died while in ICE jails in 2025 – 32. That’s the worst, the most fatalities in more than two decades. This isn't taking into account how many people they've murdered on the street (like Renee Good, Keith Porter Jr., or Silverio Villegas González).

They’re no longer about immigration enforcement. I suppose they never really were. They’re about ethnic cleansing and that’s just for starters.

ICE – they're nothing but a bunch of violent, illiterate, racist, halfwits, who should have been aborted. Now they’re gunning down anyone at all who they think might have looked at them funny. God forbid you’re a white woman who failed to smile and bat your eyes at one of these fat, dorpy fucks. 

Land of the Ice and Snow

Stephen Goebbels Miller has had the unmitigated, preposterous, obscene audacity to ask "by what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland?” 

To that I gotta ask, "by what right does any white person assert control over  this continent commonly known as America?" I mean, c’mon now dude, who you think you're fooling with this shit?

The first Nordic presence in Greenland dates back to Erik the Red, a Norse Viking banished from Iceland for manslaughter. He sought a new future in Greenland around the end of the 10th century. 

Greenland first came under the Danish crown in 1380.

Then, in 1721, 55 years before the US was a nation, Hans Egede arrived in Greenland to Christianise and colonize the island. It's what white guys did back then. 

After the Napoleonic Wars and the 1814 Treaty of Kiel, Denmark retained Greenland (along with Iceland and the Faroe Islands). Greenland became a Danish territory under direct rule until 1953. It was granted home rule in 1979 and further self-governance after the 2008 referendum. Greenland is, self-governing but Denmark still has a hand in on some stuff, like foreign policy, citizenship and, importantly, defense. Greenland decides domestic affairs and civil matters. 

Before all the white people arrived though…

The Saqqaq and Independence cultures got there 4,500 years ago. 

The Thule people showed up in 1000 CE and are the ancestors of today's Inuit residents. The early Thule brought whaling technology, dog sledges, and large skin boats which made larger settlements a thing. 88% of the Greenland’s current population is Inuit or of mixed Inuit-Danish descent.

While Greenlanders have been open to departing from Denmark, the population has repeatedly refused to be a part of the US. Nearly 85 percent of the population rejects the idea, according to a 2025 poll commissioned by the Danish paper Berlingske.

Meanwhile, another poll, by YouGov, shows that only 7 percent of Americans support the idea of a US military invasion of the territory. (source) 

Greenlanders don’t want to join the U.S. and I don’t blame them one goddamn bit. We’re a violent, totalitarian, autocratic, kleptocracy. We’re a shithole with a governing majority made up of shitheads.

The UK is in talks with European allies about deploying a military force to Greenland that would guard the Arctic region, media reported on Saturday, after US President Donald Trump claimed that the US will take Greenland the "hard way" if it can't do it the "easy way.” (source) 

WHAT a grotesque embarrassing thug!

NATO countries are now moving warships in to protect Greenland, from the U.S. 

If the U.S. attacks Greenland, Europe can retaliate by:

•  Evicting U.S. troops from European bases
•  Expelling U.S. companies
•  Seizing all the assets Trump, Musk, Vought, and Thiel hold in Europe
•  Ending travel and trade 
•  Removing legal protections for Americans in Europe
•  Calling in U.S. debt which will collapse the economy

“If you take it, we take every single base of the Americans from Aviano to Ramstein, from Romania, to all the other military bases will be confiscated, and you will lose it, and the whole position of American power since World War II, if you take Greenland, you have to leave.”
~ Gunther Fehlinger, Austria's NATO committee chair

And Mass Murder Barbie has stepped up her blustering threats. Her podium sign reads “ONE OF OURS ALL OF YOURS.” In case you need a fascist to English translation, this means 'if you hurt one of ours, we will slaughter all of your people.’ 

Sounds like she’s not bothering to slap on a bit of foundation to conceal the Nazi anymore. 

In WWII, when the resistance executed a Waffen-SS Sturmbannführer, the SS retaliated by massacring an entire village. Look up the Oradour-sur-Glane massacre. It was a small farming town near near Clermont-Ferrand in France.

Not that I think Cruella de Dipshit has any knowledge or understanding of history. As you’re well aware, this entire administration isn’t big on history, facts, science or reality in general.

It's also a play on a line from the 'The Untouchables’ – "If they hurt one of ours, we send one of theirs to the morgue.” I don’t believe Barbie understands or cares that it’s her ICEholes who are flat-out murdering people and just walking away.

Oh wait. She knows alrighty. She just thinks it’s really awesome. Of course she does. This is the same woman whose hobby is killing her family’s pets.

To borrow from Henry the II, hinting around about Archbishop Thomas Becket, will no one rid me of this turbulent administration? 

Caturday

First – It's Caturday. All hail our feline overlords.

Second – I found a white hair on my head yesterday. Huh. This is a first. Sure, I’m an old broad and a bit slow to the realm of silver manes. //shrugs// What can I say, I got a genetic package deal from mia madre – big boobs, small waist, very late greying, and a brain and spine full of tumors. Lucky me, eh? Also, at the rate I’m going, I’ll be fish food before I’ve attained a proper white crown.  *sigh*

Third – If The Amazing Bob had survived the slings and arrows of outrageous health, he would be turning 83 years-old today. I raise my glass to TAB’s amused, absurdist, untamed, accepting, supportive, free-range soul.

Fourth – While you can’t necessarily believe everything you see on the internet (DUH!), it would be reckless (wouldn't it?) to fail to consider all possibilities. Right?!

I mean, just yesterday I read that Renee Good’s murderer, Jonathan Ross had a Grindr page – deleted just a couple days ago. You know Grindr? It’s the gay dating app that crashes whenever a lot of Republicans are in town. The app itself referred to the Republican National Convention as the Grindr Super Bowl.

US Republicans with headless and blank profile images are crashing Grindr as they look to hook up! Yes, despite the obvious jokes and that the behaviour is totally at odds with the Republican anti-queer agenda, attendees seem to love spending their time at conventions looking for a bit of fun.
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Data showed that there was a 166% increase in Grindr activity during the US Republican National Convention, underscoring the contradiction between the RNC’s public anti-LGBTQ+ stance and the private behaviours of attendees.
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Reports of the Grindr app crashing increased by more than 90% during republican events, according to Downdetector, a digital platform that tracks service issues among apps. (source)

Unsurprisingly, Grindr also went down during Charlie Kirk’s Memorial extravaganza in Phoenix.

The murderer’s wife is a Filipino immigrant. This Daily Mail article says that both her parents are doctors so she wasn't some poor, desperate mail-order bride type who only hooked up with Ross to get out of the depths of poverty. Who knows what her situation is/was though. Maybe she’s self-hating and has no self-identity OR maybe she’s just a fellow asshole like Melania and Usha? I wonder if he threatens to deport her every time they have an argument.

The post dispassionately describes Ross as a solid red MAGAt, which will come as a revelation to absolutely no one. This is the violent, orange pedophile worshipping, willfully ignorant, entitled motherfucker who coldly, inhumanly shot a fellow human three times, IN THE FACE for no fucking reason. He blew her brains out, called her dying body a “fucking bitch” and calmly walked away. 

Noem. Vance, and Trump  continue to spout ridiculous lies and there’s precious little, if any, pushback, from the mainstream media. WE’VE ALL SEEN THE VIDEOS! There’s nothing there to absolve him. He’s a stone cold murderer and our government is protecting him. 

The murderer Jonathan Ross and his family are now in a safe house somewhere. It’s a jail of his own making. I hope he's in it for the rest of his damned life.

Rebecca Good, meanwhile, published a statement saying: “On Wednesday, January 7th, we stopped to support our neighbors. We had whistles. They had guns. We were raising our son to believe that no matter where you come from or what you look like, all of us deserve compassion and kindness. Renee lived this belief every day. She is pure love. She is pure joy. She is pure sunshine.

“Renee was a Christian who knew that all religions teach the same essential truth: we are here to love each other, care for each other, and keep each other safe and whole.” (source) 

Sow the Wind

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross and he’s from St. Paul, Minnesota. As with George Zimmerman, Kyle Rittenhouse, Derek Chauvin, and Brett Hankison, I hope he never knows a minute of peace or happiness in the rest of his life. I wish him nothing but misery and discomfort. I hope he's plagued by unremitting, alternating diarrhea and constipation and his sinuses are continuously clogged.

Also, I hope that even his blow up doll won't fuck him. 

Cosplay Kristi herself is responsible for outing the murderer. Not necessarily on purpose though.

Noem hasn’t publicly named the officer who shot Good. But a Homeland Security spokesperson said her description of his injuries last summer refers to an incident in Bloomington, Minnesota, in which court documents identify him as Jonathan Ross.

Ross got his arm stuck in the window of a vehicle of a driver who was fleeing arrest on an immigration violation, and was dragged roughly 100 yards (91 meters) before he was knocked free, records show.

He fired his Taser, but the prongs didn’t incapacitate the driver, according to prosecutors. Ross was transported to a hospital, where he received more than 50 stitches. (source) 

Noem was apparently, ham-handedly, attempting to support the claim that Ross acted in self-defense when he shot Renee Good in the face three times. Was she also saying that Jonathan’s job performance was compromised because this prior experience? This is his “excuse” for murder?

IF Jon-boy was suffering from PTSD and was/is so fragile WHY was he carrying a gun and out on the streets with a loaded gun? Shouldn’t he be on desk duty and getting therapy until he’s recovered? Doesn’t this ultimately make Renee Good’s murder Kristi Noem’s fault? Yes, yes it does.

What she’s also inadvertently saying is that this agent was so ill-trained, inexperienced, and/or such a blundering dolt that he didn’t know enough to NOT put his hand/arm inside a moving vehicle.

I am glad that Cosplay Kristi IDed Ross yesterday. We’re not supposed to have Secret Police here in the U.S. As it is, they run around masked, like bandits and that's utter bullshit.

Still, with how justly furious the vast majority of us are, it was none too bright of the Mar-a-Lago faced puppy killer to give her boy away. It can never be said that members of the Republican Party are actually, truly pro life though. Well, they’re in favor of saving their own hides but certainly not anyone else’s – not even those playing on the same team.

I’m curious…

Was this oopsie an example of Noem’s astoundingly massive incompetence? You don’t give away your employee's deets when he’s just murdered a beloved citizen. Especially when the entire world has seen all the vids and we’re burning white hot.

Was this Cruella’s way of throwing the heat off herself? Self-preservation? Shove Jon-boy under the bus. She considers him an expendable nobody? He won’t be missed if an angry mob gets him? Better him than me? Is this her reasoning?

A few other points that I’ve seen mentioned on Threads by actual, real law enforcement folk (versus security guards, night watchman, ICE and other untrained types):

• Real cops know that you NEVER shoot into a moving car because if the driver is incapacitated the car is not being controlled and could cause an accident. That’s why cops don’t do it during pursuits (despite what you see on teevee and in movies). 

• That’s also why there are license plates. If you need to capture someone, you run their fucking plates. 

• The officer scaring her by running up on the driver's side window, trying to get the door open is also a problem. HE is the reason she pulled forward. You learn to never do that in community policing 101. Imagine a masked man coming up to your car like that, yelling, not identifying himself, and trying to get your door open. Of course she pulled forward.

ICE agents are out for blood. This was an excessive use of force and a homicide. The White House knows it and are spinning fiction. They're counting on the rubes to buy it. As Stephen Miller’s hero, Goebbels, said: If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. 

On top of this, it seems ICE recruits are often violent criminals and complete morons. I mean, of fucking course. You’d have to be a braindead piece of soulless weasel excrement to do a job like this. 

Check this out:

• the administration's $50,000 signing bonus attracted droves of unqualified recruits — high school grads who can "barely read or write," overweight candidates with doctor's notes saying they're unfit, and even applicants with pending criminal charges.
• one Department of Homeland Security official blasted: "We have people failing open-book tests and we have folks that can barely read or write English.”
• Officials sent recruits to a Georgia training center before drug test results came back, later discovering some tested positive.
• At the academy, some recruits showed up with tattoos tied to gangs and white supremacists. One bailed for a court date on a gun charge, and another was arrested for exploding at a bus driver.  (source) 

This – turning an army of vicious dimwitted thugs against us feels intentional as in, the fuckers are provoking a civil war so they can cancel the elections and stay in power. They know damn well they’re unpopular and going to lose. They'll lose monster badly. Pedo and his team of treasonous fucks cancel elections and they will have sown the wind. 

The Fall

When he dies, his puppet masters will still be here jerking America’s strings.

Russell Vought, Stephen Miller, Elon Musk, and Peter Thiel (the actual power behind the Republican Party) will need to find a new front man. Sure, JD Couchfucker’s been auditioning HARD for the spot of xenophobic colonialist ringmaster but, incredibly, he’s got fewer social skills than a ketamine and coked up Musk and a jingoism gushing Miller on any given day. Thiel looks like a sweaty cockroach so I’m not betting on him snagging the national hateleader spot. Vought? He looks like he teaches that high school class where you learn the major export of Paraguay (soybeans), Malta (semiconductors/integrated circuits), and Ethiopia (coffee) and, invariably, fall asleep.

VP Many Names can swagger, bully, and lie about Denmark and Greenland all he wants but no one besides Prez Pedo’s rapidly dwindling base believes a word of it. He’s publicly, proudly stated that he creates stories to get attention. Vance might have even less credibility than Trump – that is, less than none.

Everything we’re told by this administration is a lie. Just look at the astronomical bullshit Noem and Pedo put out regarding the ICE fucker who murdered Renee Nicole Good yesterday.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
~ George Orwell, 1984

Just so ya know, Renee Nicole Good isn’t the first person directly murdered by Miller and Noem’s armed, out of control goon squad.

38-year-old Silverio Villegas González was murdered in September by an ICEhole during a traffic stop for, apparently no fucking reason other than the the color of his skin. 

And Keith Porter Jr. was murdered by ICE on New Years Eve in Northridge, California. 

One thing that’s common to all three cases – ICE and the rest of this administration lie easier than they breathe. No surprise there though.

Todd Lyons, the acting director of ICE, told local news media that ICE is “surging to Minneapolis to root out fraud, arrest perpetrators and remove criminal illegal aliens” (source) 

Their other responsibility is to murder law-abiding citizens, then fabricate elaborate fantasies to make it look like Prez Pedo’s jackbooted thugs are here to protect sweet, docile, Republican Jessica and David from the ravaging dangers of the Radical Left™.

Thanks to Mitch McConnell and our illegitimate Supreme Court, Prez Pedo has blanket immunity. Stephen Miller, however, does not. Neither do Kristi Noem, Todd Lyons, Tom Homan, and all of the ICEholes. 

 If we manage to survive this insanely disastrous time, I would like them all to suffer the same fate as Benito Mussolini. It would be especially fitting for Noem who sadistically offed so many innocent pets in her backyard gravel pit.

Trump? I’d like for him and his family to go out the same way as Tsar Nicholas II and his family. 

Tsar Nicholas II, Alexandra, their four daughters - grand duchesses Anastasia, Maria, Olga and Tatiana - their son the Tsarevich Alexei and four royal staff members were murdered in the cellar of a house in Yekaterinburg in 1918.

One night they were lined up as if for a family photo, and then a Bolshevik firing squad killed them in a hail of bullets, according to witness accounts. Those who did not die immediately were bayonetted. (source)

This was done in a basement where the family and their faithful entourage were kept. Why there? To make sure anti-Bolsheviks (the MAGAts of the day) didn’t interfere. Afterward, the bodies were taken to a forest where they were hit with grenades and acid in order to prevent future identification.

Ya know, that'll do it. 

I'm feeling a bit giggly at the idea of Pedo, Coke-tits Jr, Gums, Vanky, Lurch, and Melanoma getting the Romanov Family Plan. 

Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Random Bits

One way to protest is through your wallet. That is, boycott as many of the motherfuckers who support Trump’s fascist, pedophile, warmongering, planet raping regime as you can.

How can you know who to boycott? Check out Ethical Consumer. If you’re planning a purchase (from lunch to a vacation or anything else) and want to make sure you’re not adding to the Torture and Pillage machine, type the company name into the handy search function.

Check out the site Goods Unite Us too. Type in a company (on the main page) to find out their politics.

Additionally, if you haven't done so already, please add these assholes to your Do Not Use list.

• Cigna
• Comcast
• General Mills
• Allstate
• Marriott
• Hilton
• Walmart
• Amazon
• Microsoft
• Meta

Why? They all promised, after January 6, 2021, to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election. All of them broke that promise. 

Additionally, not only is Hilton housing ICE agents (and giving them BIG discounts), they’re punishing the one franchise that did the right thing (banning ICE from staying at their particular location). This even though the franchise caved.

Are you a big traveler who usually stays in big corporate hotels? Try Hyatt Hotels instead. They’re owned by the Pritzker family of Governor JB Pritzker of Illinois fame. 
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Yesterday Prez Pedo spewed his usual lies, idiocies, and propaganda on his toxic social media site – Trash Social.

I am pleased to announce that the Interim Authorities in Venezuela will be turning over between 30 and 50 MILLION Barrels of High Quality, Sanctioned Oil, to the United States of America. This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America, to ensure it is used to benefit the people of Venezuela and the United States

That’s just rib-crackingly hilarious. We ALL fucking know that any realized money is going directly into Pedo’s own pocket. Who the fuck knows where it goes from there. Maybe to pay for more gold painted gewgaws and marble gimcracks to accent another stolen monument he’ll dedicate to himself.

Let’s not forget – this is a man so blindingly incompetent that he’s bankrupted FOUR casinos and TWO hotels/resorts. 
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     • Drop off a hot meal or gift card for a meal or grocery delivery. 
     • Offer to babysit, walk the dog, feed the cats.
     • Check out Cleaning for a Reason which offers free home cleaning to cancer patients.
     • Offer rides to and company for appointments 
     • Send a gift basket with favorite snack and cozy socks.
     • Send texts and memes to let them know you’re thinking of them (without expecting a response).
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Poodle headed oddball, Rand Paul is actually opposing Dear Leader and has voted YES on the War Powers Resolution. Shocking.

Pat Bagley

“This vote is about restraint, accountability, and keeping America out of another disastrous war.”
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Stephen Goebbels Miller origin theories:

• He crawled from a puddle of nuclear waste and hasn’t yet fully solidified.

• He’s what you get when a Nazi fucks a garden gnome.

• Stephen Miller was a top secret test subject for super cyber soldiers at Three Mile Island. The government scientists were experimenting with radioactive coolant as a blood replacement. Stephen wandered off during the partial nuclear meltdown of ‘79. 

Yes, this DOES mean that Miller isn’t fully human. That’s obvious though, isn’t it?

• The doctor who delivered Stephen Miller threw out the baby and gave his parents the afterbirth to raise.

• You’ve heard, undoubtedly, that there’s someone for everyone? Just as Frankenstein found a bride, Miller found a mate. He married an identically awful female version of himself.

 They’re the first Jewish couple to be voted Nazis of the Year.

Harsh but true.